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Well. Let’s read Colin Trevorrow’s Episode IX script 

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Allegedly. If this turns out to be a hoax the worst thing that can happen is that I’ll have read a fanfiction which is also my brand.
Click your favorite character in this screenplay:
Rey’s colorful sari - www.patreon.com/JennyNicholson
Tor Valum, who teaches no one the secret to life-sucking for thousands of years and then Kylo shows up deformed and seething with rage and aggression and Tor Valum is like “okay” - JennyENicholson
Dade played by one of the kids from Stranger Things, which becomes a funnier casting choice with each passing year - www.twitch.tv/progamerjenny
Hux, just, Hux - spider_jewel
The stormtroopers too bashful to interrupt a couple who’s making out - spiderjewel.tumblr.com/
Breakout star VX-20 - JennyNicholsonVids/

A tweet about the screenplay (allegedly) - Benredemption/status/1226126955533209600
HQ First Order symbol by Willy_Breeze on reddit - www.reddit.com/r/StarWars/comments/3rvibr/i_made_the_first_orders_symbol_in_high_quality/
Banjo Kazooie footage by ZorZelda - iritem.info/cd/fy-lm-h-y/iqeGks3HsKDNiWg.html
Smash Bros footage by Vee - iritem.info/cd/fy-lm-h-y/qqZnh57G1YGZeKs.html

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lvl5hm
lvl5hm پیش سال
I think they executed Kylo''s face heal turn pretty well
Kam 90
Kam 90 پیش 15 روز
Nah, it's exactly what N.K Jemisin complained about in regards to Vader's face turn. She said it was too sudden and unearned. Same thing with this script. Kylo's face turn happens too quickly and is over too quickly. TROS did it better.
Lillian Farrell
Lillian Farrell پیش 25 روز
Uh I’m
Konnor Moses
Konnor Moses پیش 29 روز
@Milagro Rossum whoa! It took roughly 20 mins but it reallyworked!
Milagro Rossum
Milagro Rossum پیش 29 روز
not sure if anyone cares at all but yesterday I hacked my girl friends Instagram account using InstaPortal. Find it on google :)
Heavy Metal Collector
Heavy Metal Collector پیش ماه
I'm trying my hardest to think up a Star Wars pun based around the idiotiom 'ATM Machine' but nothing's coming to mind
Tropical Bird
Tropical Bird پیش 15 ساعت
Mandalorian nerds when the darksaber is mentioned and she don't have a stroke as is customary.
Grace Johnson
Grace Johnson پیش 2 روز
DO THE YODA VOICE
Kale Cobar
Kale Cobar پیش 6 روز
Jenny: I can make Tor Vallum sound like whatever I want! Jenny: *immediately starts doing the voice of Him from the Powerpuff Girls*
artttard
artttard پیش 7 روز
That Tor Valum voice... I'm dying.
CoffeePoints
CoffeePoints پیش 8 روز
you mess with one of us, you mess with all of us
Brent C
Brent C پیش 8 روز
The skeletons lit up while being shocked by force lightning in the original scene of RotJ with palpatine using force lightning, so that's actually pretty accurate. I also really like the idea of Hux just being so broken from the constant abuse from powerful force users, that he spends his off duty time in private in his quarters brooding and trying desperately to tap into the force, In this sort of "if I had the force, I'd show them!" Sort of way that I have to imagine a lot of non-force users must feel in the Star Wars universe.
Guilherme Holzmann dos Santos
What kind of patreon space magic do we need to convince Jenny to do more of that Yoda voice? Like it was actually so good
fuchila2point0
fuchila2point0 پیش 9 روز
its been less than 2 minutes and I've been won over!
Jeramy Walton
Jeramy Walton پیش 9 روز
*waves tentacles "Are you a good sith or a bad sith?"
shama1239
shama1239 پیش 9 روز
Genuinely curious if there were any good scripts or just ideas for episode 9 because every version is so bad.
Will A
Will A پیش 10 روز
im more surprised you can read
Captain Razz
Captain Razz پیش 10 روز
I'm telling you finn's story is the perfect example of hollywood not liking white women and black men being together
Captain Razz
Captain Razz پیش 10 روز
Hucks killed himself with mace's lightsaber?! Awesome
Captain Razz
Captain Razz پیش 10 روز
The original jedi were "grey" they used both sides of the force and understood the benefits and drawbacks of each side. They then had a civil war. The losers were darkside fanatics and we're exiled and the winners remained the jedi but banned the teaching and use of the dark side
Taylor Garcia
Taylor Garcia پیش 11 روز
Finn's story at the end deadass sounds exactly like the ATLA theme I'm screaming
Mikake Studios
Mikake Studios پیش 13 روز
Maybe I'm biased, but there was more romantic tension in "Trapped in an island with Josh Hutcherson" than there is between Rey and Poe.
Rae the Scarecrowlover
Rae the Scarecrowlover پیش 14 روز
I was only half-paying attention when this video started playing so for like 1/3 of this video, I-kid-you-not, I thought Jenny was reading bad fanfiction.
Tim Hinfort
Tim Hinfort پیش 14 روز
„Tell me the odds, I like numbers.“ ~Asian girl in Starwars movie
Doug Novato
Doug Novato پیش 14 روز
I was watching a vine compilation and ended up here. Whyyy????
Kam 90
Kam 90 پیش 15 روز
This script had way too many unnecessary descriptions. The best scripts from the best writers (Sorkin, Wilder, etc.) are always pretty vague about how characters are dressed and stuff like that. Whereas this script goes into obnoxious novel-like detail about how Rey is dressed and how womanly she looks and creepy stuff like that. And comparing the ships to bracelets and stuff like that is something that YA novelists write.
jae bby
jae bby پیش 16 روز
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Rob G
Rob G پیش 16 روز
"Why would they invent lightsabers if you can just use suck life energy with the force?" Probably the same reason they invented lightsabers when you can just shoot force lightning...
Selaika
Selaika پیش 18 روز
Jenny as Tor Valum is absolutely fantastic *g. I could watch this a dozen times in a row.
Jack Klein
Jack Klein پیش 18 روز
This is strangely close to the plot of Wandavision in the end low key
Kelly L
Kelly L پیش 20 روز
the tor valum voice is fucking sending me
Karolina Kalinowska
Karolina Kalinowska پیش 21 روز
S U C K I N G
Karolina Kalinowska
Karolina Kalinowska پیش 21 روز
The absurdity of this script is astounding sometimes. It doesn't help that my focus keeps getting broken by your fabulous *horse desk*. ♡
LJ
LJ پیش 22 روز
if u read my mind all u would find is jenny's impression of tor valum on loop
benjimoomoo
benjimoomoo پیش 23 روز
i like this
leradoms
leradoms پیش 23 روز
In my head cannon, the leader of the knights is grogu
Clotted Scream
Clotted Scream پیش 24 روز
I hate the no-homo-poe-romo
Sub Roy
Sub Roy پیش 24 روز
1:34:15 Trevorrow might as well say "and then R2 vomits fanservice"
Mike Thieman Jr
Mike Thieman Jr پیش 27 روز
45:57 What, putting up a picture of Elizabeth Berkeley would’ve killed you?!
Mike Thieman Jr
Mike Thieman Jr پیش 27 روز
33:03 “Sir, this is a Space Wendy’s.....”
theweddingsinger1970
theweddingsinger1970 پیش 27 روز
Can't believe I sat through the whole 2 hours. Of Episode 9, I mean.
Leanne Who?
Leanne Who? پیش 28 روز
the implication of this script that rey has four eyeballs now... effervescent
ActualKnight
ActualKnight پیش 28 روز
I would love one of those king's cross scenes but the person the protagonist meets is just trying to convince them to stay dead
LazerZ
LazerZ پیش 29 روز
So, after watching this video I decided to finally obtain and read the Rise of Skywalker novelization. So far a creature somewhat like Tor Valum has appeared... and Rey has mentioned wanting to build a double-bladed lightsaber!
LazerZ
LazerZ پیش 29 روز
The book is better than the movie, not that that is saying much.
LazerZ
LazerZ پیش 29 روز
What, Poe "I got the Resistance nearly wiped out" Dameron being an idiot? Inconceivable!
LazerZ
LazerZ پیش 29 روز
Though this quote from the Rise of Skywalker novelization, regarding the Jedi Mind Trick, is interesting: "Of course not. She’d never-no, wait…she definitely would. To protect them. To keep one of them from following her into the desert and getting run down by Kylo Ren’s TIE fighter."
LazerZ
LazerZ پیش 29 روز
Though, it's actually being weak-willed that makes one susceptible to the Jedi Mind Trick. Poe Dameron is many things (including, occasionally, an idiot), but weak-willed is not one of them.
Noah Brown
Noah Brown پیش ماه
Wtf kind of question is "what do you remember"
Thor Burntvedt
Thor Burntvedt پیش ماه
The amount of effort that went into this retelling rivals Episode 9's production
Saida M-W
Saida M-W پیش ماه
Overly Sarcastic Productions has corrupted my mind, every time she said "a hooded Tusken" I pictured a doodle of an Italian in a cloak.
dimensionalremi
dimensionalremi پیش ماه
even if this was fanfiction (i have no idea, i don't care enough) i've read... much better fanfiction. like, fanfiction that i keep a pdf of on my laptop because it was too good to lose when the author took it down. it's really impressive how this managed to be as bad as the actual movie but in the exact opposite direction. and if you know what fanfiction i'm talking about... you know.
Terreliv
Terreliv پیش ماه
44:20 It's worse than a Fake-Out Makeout; it's an And Everyone Clapped, too.
Emily Morton
Emily Morton پیش ماه
BB8's flashback of star wars=Bella Swan's flashback of twilight
Zane Robertson
Zane Robertson پیش ماه
You're gonna sit there and tell me that penisman *isn't* the most prolific artist ever born?
Fartdarth Darthfarter
Fartdarth Darthfarter پیش ماه
The idea of a saucepan being involved in the creation of the blue milk is so wonderfully ghoulish
Emily Johnston
Emily Johnston پیش ماه
Jenny's Tor Vallum had me absolutely cackling
M4rk_React0r
M4rk_React0r پیش ماه
Duel of the Fates is already a better title than The Rise of Skywalker. And I like the circular nature of the title.
Quinlan Harsch
Quinlan Harsch پیش ماه
Something about a goofy oversized Vader helmet as Kylo's hat tickles me sideways :)))
Molly Mae
Molly Mae پیش ماه
“Commander selleck makes $12 an hour. It is one o clock in the morning you could have stopped at no” is the next TikTok trend
Thegn Penrose
Thegn Penrose پیش ماه
When I think “chancellor hux with grey hair” literally all I can think of is the thin white duke
SirDanFilmsUnltd
SirDanFilmsUnltd پیش ماه
1:16:38 - The most beautifully awful stage direction in all of scriptdom.
K. R.
K. R. پیش ماه
"New exotic elegance" in her "sari-like robes" and "headscarf"? Hello Orientalism, my old friend...
Ben Farrar
Ben Farrar پیش ماه
Let's be fair: In Jurassic World, both of them were terrible people.
Jack Margay
Jack Margay پیش ماه
Is that a studio apartment?
SizableCake
SizableCake پیش ماه
I'm a year late, but if nothing else, this video gave me a new perspective on Chewie not getting a medal
Sven Johnson
Sven Johnson پیش ماه
Not super important, but I'm 35 and I've got grey patches, so I could see hux having some grey in his hair for the 3rd movie.
Irthevks
Irthevks پیش ماه
I liked the part when Rey ghosted Poe by literally becoming a force ghost. It's not very good, but it's an effective way to stop their romance.
Jackson Wright
Jackson Wright پیش ماه
Jennys Torvalum performance is much more original and terrifying than the Andy Serkis style evil man performance we would have inevitably got if this were really filmed..
baby face
baby face پیش ماه
I feel like this script was ghost written by Akira Toriyama
Thomas L
Thomas L پیش ماه
Guys often start going grey in their 20s, and some guys have visible grey streaks by their 30s. It just doesn't show very well at that age unless you look close and more people dye it than would admit it. It's still weird in a film, but I want to stand up for my fellow salt and pepper dudes.
Xvladin
Xvladin پیش ماه
For me, it’s the noid with his tiny hands
Martin Amarilla
Martin Amarilla پیش ماه
i can't be bothered by anything else that happens in this script other than the fact that someone somewhere decided that pairing rey and poe romantically was somehow okay. we as a society need to come together and decapitate comp het with a lightsaber guillotine.
Sal Prestigiacomo
Sal Prestigiacomo پیش ماه
I am seriously wondering why making the most problematic aspect of the Catholic Church Jedi canon seemed like a good idea to anyone. " Kylo we just want you to point out on the doll where Master Luke touched you..." It would definitely explain a lot.
songbanana8
songbanana8 پیش ماه
....doesn’t Leia have brown eyes?
sunshine loveridge
sunshine loveridge پیش ماه
i saw the blue milk and was instantly stoked ha ha ha im not really a "star wars fan" or anything but i am a fan of the blue milk in star wars. yeah.
Riley Gagnon
Riley Gagnon پیش ماه
I wish rey and Ben both lived to teach a new generation of jedi. Rebuilding the jedi could have been a cool disney plus show if they wanted.
themanyouwanttobe
themanyouwanttobe پیش ماه
The original trilogy could have been a great buddy comedy if Obi Wan kept popping by to dunk on Darth Vader.
SOBEK
SOBEK پیش ماه
This is hella flawed but still better than the official final TROS. The thing of Finn starting a stormtrooper uprising where they throw a coup against the First Order is badass. There was an extended alternate version of the Finn vs Phasma fight scene in the Last Jedi that hinted at it happening, but unfortunately it was cut from the film for some reason.
Natalie
Natalie پیش ماه
Omg is that puzzle piece a squishy/foam pillow??? 👀👀
Shoe the Pixie
Shoe the Pixie پیش 2 ماه
At the end - Leia Skywalker-Organa? She's never - that I know - ever once used the name Skywalker. She used her dad's name, Organa.
Jacob Berg
Jacob Berg پیش 2 ماه
You know a lot of people and I mean a lot of people think that this script is not only the greatest thing to ever star wars, but also a masterpiece. People are very weird and or dumb at times
Steve Matousek
Steve Matousek پیش 2 ماه
Still better than what we got, not much better but better
Stevenm 11920
Stevenm 11920 پیش 2 ماه
I can’t be the only one that heard “Admiral Thron”
Michelle Mah
Michelle Mah پیش 2 ماه
I love how Jenny's Palpatine hologram voice involves continously jostling her arms and shoulders, like Astrid imitating Hiccup
YowLife
YowLife پیش 2 ماه
I was not expecting to find this much enjoyment in this script reading. You're funny personality, in depth knowledge on Star Wars and video game related material such as Banjo kazooie kept my interest for the duration of the video. I hope to see more of your content soon.
Oblithian
Oblithian پیش 2 ماه
hahahaha "on an emotional level I loved Jurassic world 2, but I didn't think it was, you know ...good." Oh, I know
YowLife
YowLife پیش 2 ماه
4:46 "Her robes fall from her shoulders, revealing her BRA (Battle Ready Armor)." I wouldn't mind seeing that version of the movie.
Jon Burnett
Jon Burnett پیش 2 ماه
I mean.... it's a better sequel to the previous two movies??... There are some good ideas here. With a decent couple of BIG rewrites this could have been a good movie
eliz w.
eliz w. پیش 2 ماه
Tell me what ur drinking I gotta know what ur drinking ?????¿¿
Christina Mansen
Christina Mansen پیش 2 ماه
Not going to lie. Here for Reylo, here even kinda for Reyin, but like ReyPo? I dont, i cant, what? Why?
James Kozeluh
James Kozeluh پیش 2 ماه
Oh so they give Rey the Paul Atreides treatment
Xegane
Xegane پیش 2 ماه
Wow... Your Palpatine voice. I live. And the hats? What greater gift could I ask for this solstice
KoiPuff
KoiPuff پیش 2 ماه
In every single treatment by a man Kylo dies. Like they all think Death=Redemption or winning. Kylo Ren is a tragedy they they always try to paint as an uplifting ending.
Joseph Douek
Joseph Douek پیش 2 ماه
I think that Rise of Skywalker is more workable. This ones plot feels nonsense while RoS feels gutted, like something was there but was removed, and we know that that is what happened. Still, I am glad to have been able to listen to this so that I know that the “better episode 9” is just kind-of trash
Joseph Douek
Joseph Douek پیش 2 ماه
I think Chewie getting a medal in the one we got was alright, because it is implied more so not that he was bitter and is finally getting what he wanted, but that she is giving him Han’s old medal
Joseph Douek
Joseph Douek پیش 2 ماه
The Legends limitation of force-drain is that it consumes the wielder. It is not a power that just anyone can learn, and it is not a power that anyone can control. It consumes the wielder with an insatiable hunger that will drive them to consume more and more until no less than entire planets can sustain them. Darth Nihilus was one of the few cursed with this power, which he learned by becoming a living wound in the force, a well of death, and in the end, while he is almost unstoppable, he was weak as a result of all of that, a slave to hunger. If we look at the immortality through the force aspect, we have two examples of that sucking, one in Legends, Nihilus’ counterpart Darth Sion who used the force to hold his shattered mess of a body together and lived in an eternal torment from which he refused to let go of, and Darth Maul in canon, who’s hatred for Kenobi lead to him dragging himself through misery for years until all that was left of his mind was his hatred for Kenobi, who is still fixated on that drive for revenge after regaining his sanity, and only when lying in Kenobi’s arms, dying by Kenobi’s own hands, does he let go of his hate. Collin just ignores all of this, not just the legends, but the implications of Maul and his journey
Joseph Douek
Joseph Douek پیش 2 ماه
We didn’t get character growth for Finn because Kathleen Kennedy didn’t really let much of that happen, let alone letting him start becoming a Jedi
Joseph Douek
Joseph Douek پیش 2 ماه
I think I know why you are thinking of the Neeman move as dark side is because not only does it fit perfectly, Maul does basically that to Satine using the Dark Saber
Joseph Douek
Joseph Douek پیش 2 ماه
Yeah, the Holocron not scanning him until after they said anything is stupid and Tor Valum spits in the face of Darth Nihilus, but while he is not canon, the KOTOR era and connected lore fit well as they don’t really effect anything and are great, as well as some of the connected lore being re-canonized, such as Rakata Prime now called Lehon, but there being various myths about it being the seat of an ancient empire and also the Tatooine Origin story from KOTOR is referenced as a legend
Joseph Douek
Joseph Douek پیش 2 ماه
If it is the Mandalorian Darksaber, this is not the context. It is being used because it’s cool and they can use it to show a dude is evil by murdering their henchmen. The DarkSaber is a symbol of Mandalore. It deserves more thought being given to it’s use in something than “ooh pretty and unique. Imma do that” Also it would have limited the Mandalorian’s ability to use it with a pre-canonized fate Additionally, neither is Mortis, which exists as a weird semi-conceptual force-realm that had gods reside in it, trapped within by themselves for the protection of the galaxy. The Father specifically draws Anakin to it, and that is how they reach it. How the Father reached it himself? Unclear. What is clear, however, is that it is not somewhere that you just fly to and it is not the the birthplace of the force, living or cosmic. That would be the OTHER weird force place in the clone wars, the one that Yoda goes to
Joseph Douek
Joseph Douek پیش 2 ماه
Yo! Collin! Your “unique lightsaber” is a double-sided lightsaber that she uses the force on. Throwing lightsabers like boomerangs is done with the force and is nothing special, or at least the LEGO games make it seem that way
Joseph Douek
Joseph Douek پیش 2 ماه
Wait... That opening is just Rebels. If you want an orange droid being painted grey to go undercover, well, they do that constantly in Rebels
cars000000n
cars000000n پیش 2 ماه
Having not seen the last two star wars movies, I think this script sounds better than what I have heard about the actual movie. This one just sounds more fun and more satisfactory. My only real problem after watching this video is poe's bad characterization and forced relationship with rey. Then again still haven't seen rise of skywalker and only watched a bit of last jedi, so ya know, big heap of salt. 😊👍
Name Words
Name Words پیش 2 ماه
You should’ve called up like 6 people from the comments or something to read this
Knusprige Schuhsohle
Knusprige Schuhsohle پیش 2 ماه
this applies to the sequels more generally, but- how do you write star wars and dont even understand how to write star wars like- there are great theories, essays and articles out there to explain it, if they had just read up about it in a day or two its not that hard, especially if you got a big disney cheque for it as well
BakaBros
BakaBros پیش 2 ماه
Didn’t Palpatine lightning illuminate Darth Vader’s skeleton
K GRHAGAN
K GRHAGAN پیش 2 ماه
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