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The little story of a big man.
Click the character you relate to the most:
Jake Rivers, a big man with an old soul - www.patreon.com/JennyNicholson
Dr. Natalie Burke, how long has she worked at this school anyway - JennyENicholson
Theresa Vega, who did her job and went home with no drama - spider_jewel
Matthias Foster, testing Jake by planning multiple assaults in which he single-handedly beat all of your men every time, and then deciding you didn’t have to worry about him - spiderjewel.tumblr.com/
Dog. Just Dog. JennyNicholsonVids/
There make be snakes - www.redbubble.com/people/jennynicholson/works/35716971-there-make-be-snakes

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2019 20 ژانویه

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dothest thou even hoist
dothest thou even hoist پیش 2 سال
Friendly reminder that Jakes needs an education
tmax go
tmax go پیش 2 روز
@Scratch-O also that he doesn't realize that people are wearing masks until he hears their muffled voices, despite seein the mask
ImNotHereNow
ImNotHereNow پیش 11 روز
All one Jakes
Kalel Vance
Kalel Vance پیش 21 روز
@Matias Salvador cool! It took about 10 minutes but it actually worked!
Matias Salvador
Matias Salvador پیش 21 روز
I dont know if anyone gives a shit but last night I hacked my girlfriends Instagram password by using InstaPortal. Cant link here so search for it on google :)
randonn_nes
randonn_nes پیش 23 روز
And he is big
Justin Simmons
Justin Simmons پیش 2 ساعت
LMAO "This time, the aggression isn't micro"
Stevie Banana
Stevie Banana پیش 12 ساعت
i found this book in B&A a few years ago but thankfully i put it back
sarah chill omg
sarah chill omg پیش 13 ساعت
oh my god someone write the sequel and call it "the dog & pony show" oh my GOD
Gix!
Gix! پیش 14 ساعت
15 minutes in and I can already tell Jake is a sorta self insert character
βωρδάρτ
βωρδάρτ پیش 18 ساعت
the obsession with anti-sjw types with "safespaces" and "trigger warnings" has always been so weird to me. like being against the use of social justice pretexts to justify just bad behavior, I can understand, but safespaces and trigger warnings? they are pretty normal concepts. no one is above them. don't tell me parlor wasn't intended as a conservative safespace for example.
alyona o
alyona o پیش 19 ساعت
This was awful, I loved it, TY
Devin Weathersby
Devin Weathersby پیش روز
It is also obvious Jake has never done skeet shooting because if you heard the words 'buckshot' and 'pigeon' your heads should be rolling. I guess Jake wanted to shoot at absolutely nothing because you are supposed to shoot with birdshot. Anyways I don't shoot guns regularly, but its amazing how the author tries to grift this gun nut aesthetic when they have absolutely no clue what they are talking about. For the love of god, learn something.
Observable Observer
Observable Observer پیش روز
The moral of this story: saying the word "fascist" will magically summon the antifa ninjas.
big chungus
big chungus پیش روز
Both sides bad and I refuse to elaborate any further😼😼
Pacce
Pacce پیش روز
If the sequel isn't call "A Dog And Pony Show" W.A. Johnstone died for nothing.
icky wriggly hairy ugly spider from Natsuki's poem
the thickness of the book combined with the way the first pages read like an over-compressed fanfiction, is somehow hilarious to me
TheZakk219
TheZakk219 پیش 2 روز
How can someone be a "prolific author" and still not know how to construct a decent plot or coherent story, hell even a string of coherent sentences? This makes absolutely no sense. Even if the story was not overly stupid and generic right wing bullshit, I don't think this author could write anything even remotely decent.
AJ
AJ پیش 2 روز
I feel like I just had the most bizarre bedtime story read to me
Durr
Durr پیش 2 روز
I can’t help but imagine Jake as Light Yagami
tmax go
tmax go پیش 2 روز
13:33 this is just coloniel sanders
Free2Flay
Free2Flay پیش 2 روز
I'll be honest, when you explained that Joe's a woman, my first thought was "so THAT'S why Jake's so big!"
David Stinnett
David Stinnett پیش 2 روز
A book written by a man whose only interaction with college students is hit pieces about college leftism on Fox News. If he was more internet savvy there would be a proud boys stand in that would have helped Jake defeat the schrodinger’s antifa (because everyone in this book is both a big dweeb or a super soldier)
mariana 🌟
mariana 🌟 پیش 2 روز
"man creates scenario in his head and gets mad about it"
Cross Sabre
Cross Sabre پیش 3 روز
Sounds like the author was trying to set up a sort of...dog and pony show.
MarsBattleKing
MarsBattleKing پیش 3 روز
I'm conservative and I tried to read that book and it's cringe. It puts conservatives in a horrible light and doesn't do anything or anyone good.
my channel
my channel پیش 3 روز
I have to keep taking breaks during this video because Jake is just sooo BIG
Mary Kiwarkis
Mary Kiwarkis پیش 3 روز
Person who looks vaguely Middle Eastern: *exists* Jake: *heavy breathing*
my channel
my channel پیش 3 روز
*BIG breathing
walkingexistentaldread
walkingexistentaldread پیش 4 روز
“from the bestselling authors of the Doomsday Bunker, Black Friday, and Stand Your Ground” i would have bet my entire life savings that this was satire but here we are.
Mabel Pines
Mabel Pines پیش 4 روز
is he kissing his teacher? is he dating his teacher? hes a student? thats not normal?
Mabel Pines
Mabel Pines پیش 4 روز
what the fuck is his major? I'm a computer science major and took exactly 1 class that was not science, math or foreign language related due to ap credits filling the other requirements, maybe he wasn't smart enough to get those credits
S G
S G پیش 4 روز
I have never heard a conservative wish-fulfillment story before... interesting....🤔
Djikarao
Djikarao پیش 4 روز
"Cal Granderson" sounds like a name Steve Brule would give someone
Oska
Oska پیش 5 روز
rewatching this im suddenly aware of a huge consistency error. Jake is allegedly not at all pampered or spoiled....but his family seem to own a huge estate and he's friends with members of the faculty who lets him off the hook every time. thats so pampered?????
jello packets
jello packets پیش 5 روز
I really hope this is actually how conservatives think about college. There's just roving mobs of students in black block for no reason, people just shout words and no one knows what they mean, this is so funny.
Mark Fiore
Mark Fiore پیش 5 روز
Dear Jenny. Thank you for your effort and goodwill. Your mental sacrifice - by the way of reading this atrocious thing - will not go in vane. Thank you again.
Mark Fiore
Mark Fiore پیش 5 روز
Johnstone pulled a Stephanie Mayer, and instead of vampires and wolves, he placed all the "evil liberals" against the "good cowboy".
Mark Fiore
Mark Fiore پیش 5 روز
William Johnstone is a National Hero, and an inspiration to every 12 year old post-aneurysm man for being able to write a book by himself.
NoraArcadia
NoraArcadia پیش 5 روز
Jake was so big he blocked the Suez Canal
Onlycorndog
Onlycorndog پیش 5 روز
1:46 The fuck is wrong with colouring books?
Tracie Tracie
Tracie Tracie پیش 5 روز
Sounds like the old movie toy soldiers
Davelyn
Davelyn پیش 6 روز
I just imagine he keeps getting bigger every time it's mentioned
Two Tailed Mika
Two Tailed Mika پیش 6 روز
i like how multitude of those "courses" sound more like theyre units of a single course and _not_ an entire course. almost like the author knows jack shit about anything
Shockscream
Shockscream پیش 6 روز
I wanted to watch this whole video, but the book was so cringe I couldn't make it through.
les bean
les bean پیش 6 روز
Jenny: "why are there leftist ninjas?" Me: "all anti-fascists are ninjas"
Blazepond
Blazepond پیش 6 روز
this is amazing, thankyou, hilarious
Travis Sivart
Travis Sivart پیش 6 روز
“the not so liberal art of war” is kinda a baller line ngl
William McGinnis
William McGinnis پیش 6 روز
Oh, my god, this is annoying to HEAR. I can't imagine reading it.
Az
Az پیش 7 روز
God the men that read this kind of book unironically are such weak pathetic snowflakes themselves. None of them are big men inside. What's so funny is just how many people like Jakes I have known and currently do know. The type that say things like, "people are too sensitive nowadays" and every time I just wanna be like, "Oh what's the matter? Do you need a safe space where you can say the f word or n word in peace? Does the possibility of getting called out for being a horrible person trigger you?" However I am a painfully aware those people tend to be... you know, "white, fairly young, and average looking." Though I'm just saying, if the antifa ninjas are how they picture us then boy HOWDY is that the best thing ever.
Trilly Locke
Trilly Locke پیش 8 روز
That whole “black hooded figures” Just made me audibly “Wat” so loudly at 1 at night that I woke up my house... oops.
Albeit_Jordan
Albeit_Jordan پیش 8 روز
T H E R E M A K E B E J A K E S
Dragoderian
Dragoderian پیش 8 روز
Man, picking Krav Maga as your martial art of choice for "Fancy karate moves" just proves how this guy knows absolutely nothing. The vast majority of qualified Krav Maga teachers will start out with something like, "Okay, so, the whole purpose of this is just to hurt the other guy so do what you gotta do."
TexRobNC
TexRobNC پیش 8 روز
That thing with Pearce, is so freaking weird. A black guy standing up for a conservative white guy is one of their fetishes, this book is insane.
Ti Bot
Ti Bot پیش 8 روز
I'm so happy IRitem recommended this. Seriously, though, this feels like it's neither honest nor dishonest. It's an action book from an older author aimed at a mostly older readership that feels out of touch, especially with the "progressive agenda". It might cater to younger audiences who relish at the thought of triggering snowflakes, but I doubt many of them managed to read more than a few dozen pages (and even they could not have thought there wasn't some degree of caricature going on). The publisher probably also hoped to sell more copies off the "culture war" this book would engender. Overall, it feels like an author writing things only a minority of which they believe in because they thought it would appeal to older readers and perhaps reach younger ones through a deliberate controversy. So it's neither sincere nor parodic, it's just the result of calculated decisions (and a focus group that thought a BIG main character would be very appealing to its target demographic).
Nina Kasman
Nina Kasman پیش 8 روز
this reads like a shitty right wing Die Hard fanfic (college au)
Pants
Pants پیش 9 روز
I seriously didn’t see the “twist” coming. I literally yelled “woooooooooooo!!!!”
Jack Richards
Jack Richards پیش 9 روز
take a drink every time- jake is big strawman jake is old try not to die
Teyla White
Teyla White پیش 10 روز
My only goal in life from now on is being called good-sized
Pranav M
Pranav M پیش 10 روز
Oh hi, good-sized
Jonah J
Jonah J پیش 10 روز
Someone needs to track down Joe Johnstone and just like, ask her if she’s ok. Like yeah she’s a gross cringey conservative, but writing for years and crediting all that work to your dead uncle while hiding your own gender? That’s gotta be rough.
CoffeePoints
CoffeePoints پیش 10 روز
I read the title and thought this was going to be about Neil Gaiman's book with the same title
Olgert Magilaj
Olgert Magilaj پیش 10 روز
this book needs a series of sequels. i am highly invsted in the world that they have built.
Mjh Wos
Mjh Wos پیش 11 روز
Sounds like something onision would write
ImNotHereNow
ImNotHereNow پیش 11 روز
It's pronounced "Krahv Muh-gah" it's a type of mixed martial art developed by the Israeli Defense Forces. It effectiveness is questioned in the MMA community
gigi
gigi پیش 11 روز
EVERYBODY a reminder that JAKE IS VERY BIG, just in case you forgot :)
abjaaksm
abjaaksm پیش 12 روز
oh yeah, no complex krav maga can beat the good ol' one-two
Jane Mulcahy
Jane Mulcahy پیش 12 روز
“A semester’s tuition could easily add up to that much or more” is... is he saying that it could easily add up to 100 million dollars???
P H
P H پیش 12 روز
For the other veteran viewers...Jake reminds of those that claim they are Airborne, Special Forces, Ranger, Sniper, S.A.D. Operators, High-Speed, Low Drag that walk around full tactical all decked out in “Ranger Up” commonly found to have a CIB or AAB tattooed on their neck. Definition of the meme “never go full hooah.”
Autumn Moon
Autumn Moon پیش 12 روز
I know there is probably zero chance of anyone replying to my comment this late in the game but I’m really needing some Jake/Pierce slashy fanfiction lol.
Eggsie Lebowski
Eggsie Lebowski پیش 5 روز
Gay and interracial? The right will lose their minds!
Sensible Cryptid
Sensible Cryptid پیش 5 روز
their hands brush while going to destroy a lib with facts and logic
Connor P
Connor P پیش 12 روز
No thanks, I'd rather not have that image in my head.
Ben Tube HD
Ben Tube HD پیش 12 روز
40:59 Is that a Community reference?
Tenwug
Tenwug پیش 12 روز
So, I'm an author. I've not published any of my books because I'm afraid of being judged or something. But...this got published? And people like it? Yikes. This makes me want to work on my book even more now.
Steph B
Steph B پیش 12 روز
Wait...if he's old enough that he went to war, even let's say he went immediately after graduation, add in the time basic training takes, he'd be too old to live in the dorms...
Jared Elwart
Jared Elwart پیش 11 روز
Even aside from that, wouldn’t he be too big to live in a dorm?
SAD EGG
SAD EGG پیش 12 روز
I can't believe someone wrote a book like this. it sounds like a bad reddit post
Dylan Klavins
Dylan Klavins پیش 13 روز
This sounds like one of those strange æons commentaries on an onion book
ArabianW0lf_
ArabianW0lf_ پیش 13 روز
Bruh the author needs education
HappyGhostQueen 22
HappyGhostQueen 22 پیش 13 روز
The first fight scene has the same vibe as the down-with-cis-bus story...
Zachary Cole
Zachary Cole پیش 13 روز
The fact that the perspective constantly shifts in a way that doesn't help the narrative is very similar to the format of Ben Shapiro's book. He also has a black character who "has no name" despite being on a sports team, and the author appears to be obsessed with describing how big the main character is. Not kidding, these books are very, very similar.
Zachary Cole
Zachary Cole پیش 13 روز
I just got a 7 second ad for the US Navy right in the middle of this video. Like a chewy conservative propaganda center.
Drew P
Drew P پیش 14 روز
Forget Sherlock Holmes. Forget Atticus Finch. Jake is the greatest literature character ever.
righteousforest
righteousforest پیش 14 روز
I wish it had said "The aggression isn't micro... It's MACRO!!!" Edit: Spoke too soon 😂
ninjacourtney
ninjacourtney پیش 14 روز
Ironically William Johnstone western books are amazing. The Last Mountain, The First Mountain Man, The Loner and Matt Jenson are great
jupiter
jupiter پیش 14 روز
wait isnt this just the ben shapiro movie? do these people all just have the same brain?
Jonas Br
Jonas Br پیش 14 روز
I feel like this book is just an excuse for the author to talk about his love for big hard strong boys.
ivy saturn
ivy saturn پیش 13 روز
obsessed w this take
Max Martin
Max Martin پیش 15 روز
The stone-cold dead-pan delivery of the school shooting trigger warning before she started reading is *chef's kiss*
An Anthropomorphic Talking Gourd
If they wanted him out of the way, couldn't "lucy" have just called the campus police when they first met, after she saw big boi beat up some kids?
StopThinking
StopThinking پیش 15 روز
I keep picturing him built like kingpin from spiderverse. He's just so fucking large
Ryan S
Ryan S پیش 15 روز
Just so everybody knows, Audie Murphy was only 5'5" tall. Not a big man, there is still hope for all the not-big ppl out there.
Carina The NightWing
Carina The NightWing پیش 15 روز
I'm so late to this (again...) but just from a writing standpoint, from the excerpts read, it's... not very well written? Just feels generic and bland writing-wise, not to mention the fact that the message it wants to send is *extremely* blunt every 3 seconds. Even if this was a nicer message I'd still probably get annoyed by just how often they're so blunt about it. A little bit of nuance is appreciated. I'm not like... a professional writer, but it just reads _weirdly._
Philipp Ändern
Philipp Ändern پیش 15 روز
"Emotions had no effect on facts"...Ben Shapiro, is that you??
Awesome Reesee
Awesome Reesee پیش 16 روز
As someone who lives in Texas, I'm gonna have my own Johnstone anectdote; there's this girl in my 9th grade math class who always has a Johnstone book in her backpack, so I keep having to think of this book
Author Cassie Beebe
Author Cassie Beebe پیش 16 روز
I feel like someone made an AI read a bunch of red pill maga-bro forums and this is the book it wrote.
RyandBurtson
RyandBurtson پیش 16 روز
I'm only 10 minutes in so far and I've gotta say, the writing is trash lmfao. This is some boomer power fantasy about defeating a straw man of PC culture or something. It's like someone took the DNA of all of our weird uncles that watch OANN and aunts that share "scientific" anti-vaxx articles on Facebook and synthesized a pair of goggles out of it, put them on, looked at the world around them for 3 seconds and thought, "Wow, what I'm seeing is reality, not a twisted perception of it," and had the great idea to share their thoughts about this totally real world with everyone else in the form of this book. The intention wasn't comedic, but gosh am I chuckling. Looking forward to the next hour and 20 minutes of this.
RyandBurtson
RyandBurtson پیش 16 روز
This was everything I was hoping for. What a twist that it wasn't written by a no-longer-in-his-prime man's man who beats his wife if his steak isn't cooked properly.
Ryan McDonnell
Ryan McDonnell پیش 16 روز
I really just want a Jenny Nicholson Audible version of every book with her commentary.
Nb V
Nb V پیش 16 روز
Watch as I take out some breadcrumbs and scatter them on the ground to lure out and feed the local antifa ninjas
Vic Hano
Vic Hano پیش 17 روز
My favorite part is when the author assumed that a liberal woman was more upset at the fact that she had been called a "lady" than the fact that someone had literally assaulted her just a second ago. Also, mocking the tern "triggering" while also writing a sympathetic scene where a person struggling with PTSD gets triggered? 5,000 IQ conservativism.
Dan Berryman
Dan Berryman پیش 17 روز
It's absolutely fascinating to see such a detailed portrayal of the author's personal brainworms. This whole book is a wild self-own in narrative form.
Aron Brown
Aron Brown پیش 17 روز
Incredibly sad that this guy is using a PTSD activist as an argument AGAINST trigger warnings, WHOOPS
Rittik Battacharya
Rittik Battacharya پیش 17 روز
I want to see a *BIGNESS* chart comparing the *BIGNESS* of all the characters like those monster size comparisons and Jake should be like godzilla, towering over everyone
Shaun O
Shaun O پیش 17 روز
I'm honestly surprised that this didn't end with "and then Tom Clancy and Ronald Reagan took Jake to Disneyland."
GG Girl
GG Girl پیش 17 روز
Awesome, just, WOW....
Brightroot
Brightroot پیش 17 روز
Gotta love how the book seems to give Jake some PTSD from fighting in the middle east which you think would come ahead with the muslim student, maybe he has racist thoughts towards the muslim kid but surprise actually the kids pretty cool and it humbles jake but no muslim kids just straight evil and sells himself out to the gunmen lmao. Then again this is the same character who goes "wow a black liberal what an odd person to work with" as if he's never met a black liberal in his entire life.
Birdglasses
Birdglasses پیش 18 روز
Jake is big but Joel is bigger
the ranch man
the ranch man پیش 18 روز
I too call people fascists for punching someone for beating up a woman/s
DChan87
DChan87 پیش 18 روز
Johnstone should stick to westerns. I've read some of their westerns, and they're good. This does not look good.
B
B پیش 19 روز
apparently the author died in 2004 and this book was written entirely by the co author lol
Skeleton 666
Skeleton 666 پیش 19 روز
bro does the shooter not know of debt, like we go into debt my parents aren't rich that's not how it works, most go into debt, what college is this where all the "safe space" kids got the most rich parents.