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Kylo Rendemption Party 

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Happy May the 4th!
Here is a numbered list about why Kylo Ren is definitely getting a redemption arc in episode ix. If he isn't redeemed I will delete it to avoid embarrassment, and then it will be gone forever and no one can ever prove it existed. The banner however will stay up in my apartment.
Click your favorite star wars redemption arc:
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Fiona
Fiona پیش 2 روز
What the fuck, why is that old guy so gross looking Ngl I didn't watch this movie. Or most of the others
szopaw
szopaw پیش 26 روز
I ALMOST agree completely that star wars does "beauty equals goodness" except for Yoda and sequel Luke. Look at them. A green testicle and a hobo.
MTWren
MTWren پیش 20 روز
yoda looks amazing
machinaeZER0
machinaeZER0 پیش ماه
"Young and sad like a baby Dumbo" is a great turn of phrase
Beckoning Chasm
Beckoning Chasm پیش ماه
A giant sea turtle would have been a definite improvement.
KnoXX Vicious
KnoXX Vicious پیش ماه
Jenna left and I felt like IRitem was empty and it made me unhappy, but then I found Jenny!
abra henry
abra henry پیش ماه
This is so painful to watch in feb 2021... so painful... I want him back :’)
miracle
miracle پیش ماه
Jenny you look so good in this video I can’t
Theodicist Eddie
Theodicist Eddie پیش 2 ماه
Yea, they don't make noise anymore cuz everything sucks now
Harvey Yeoman
Harvey Yeoman پیش 2 ماه
I just don't want kylo ren to be redeemed because he sucks. He's just so shitty. At least Darth Vader was cool...
Gabriela Gonzalez
Gabriela Gonzalez پیش 2 ماه
the way I was laughing so hard about Iago
Eloeri
Eloeri پیش 2 ماه
Whenever I'm feeling exceptionally sad, I watch the first 20 seconds of this video to cheer me up. The unintentional comedy and disappointment is just too good.
Tman the pseudo Philosopher
I wanted to see the space Nazi get the crap beaten out of him. But then they kept him pretty. ☹️
Ace Healer
Ace Healer پیش 2 ماه
Watching this after TROS. I am sad now.
Jacqueline king
Jacqueline king پیش 2 ماه
Yeah they should have killed him without the lame redemption. At least the movie limited Rose Tico.
Maria Puddu
Maria Puddu پیش 2 ماه
Oh Jenny... 1. How have I just found this? 2. I have just reached the point where you make the perfectly good point he will stay alive because if he died young and childless, it would be the end of the Skywalkers and a total bummer and I'm here with my mouth agape :(
silkyeoja
silkyeoja پیش 2 ماه
Ngl I don’t know why y’all simp for Kylo, i don’t think he’s even average tbh. I think he’s just tall, white and skinny, and white girls go insane for that. Idk genocidal dictators just don’t do it for me
TheJrade
TheJrade پیش 2 ماه
"I don't think it would be a great complement to the Star Wars canon" Have you seen Episode 8?
Charles Hodgdon
Charles Hodgdon پیش 2 ماه
I assume that he didn't just call an uber.
Truth Kilcarry
Truth Kilcarry پیش 2 ماه
The tendency of mind in miasma, absent fociii: best answer?
I Liked Google Plus
I Liked Google Plus پیش 2 ماه
"There are plenty of franchise with sexy villains, and historically Star Wars is not one of them." Blatant Count Dooku erasure and I won't stand for it
Joseph Plaminek
Joseph Plaminek پیش 2 ماه
If there's ever a fascist movement that prioritizes nice hair the Jenny Nicholsons of the world will doom us all.
Ole Fredrik Skjegstad
Ole Fredrik Skjegstad پیش 2 ماه
Controversial Opinion? If Kylo Ren doesn't deserve a Redemption arc, neither does Anakin "I literally massacred children in the Jedi Purge" Skywalker. That's not a comment on how well handled it was or wasn't, mind you.
Spaghetty
Spaghetty پیش 2 ماه
My 5th grade class watched "Return of Jafar" shortly after it was released in May 1994. Even at that time, when I could still recite "Aladdin" from memory, I thought "Return of Jafar" was shit.
glitchWitch
glitchWitch پیش 2 ماه
Wait that dress is fire. Where did you get it?????
Jamie Hackl
Jamie Hackl پیش 2 ماه
Delivery is on point. Hilarious.
greatsayain
greatsayain پیش 3 ماه
Kylo tried VERY hard to kill Luke. I think we need to count that.
Chris Jones
Chris Jones پیش 3 ماه
He skin is incredible! look how soft and white it is. its spotless too
Chris Jones
Chris Jones پیش 3 ماه
her skin
MoreDetonation
MoreDetonation پیش 3 ماه
Was Jafar...Balthazar Gelt?
JrockJun
JrockJun پیش 3 ماه
Kylo was 29 or 30 years old in The Force Awakens, and when TFA came out, Adam Driver was 32.
Nick Vidro
Nick Vidro پیش 3 ماه
She really said kylo ren is just spicy Iago and I can't unsee it
Arkrilok
Arkrilok پیش 4 ماه
I need that shirt.
Olivia Woloshyn
Olivia Woloshyn پیش 4 ماه
did kylo actually get redeemed? Did reylo happen?
Kodie Kulp
Kodie Kulp پیش 4 ماه
"Destorys his gamer chair" She always makes me laugh. BUT..... He did have a redemption...all be it was short ....a redemption and then done dies... She was right !
Jay Kay
Jay Kay پیش 4 ماه
And a poo-toot toot to you too
Victor The Collector
Victor The Collector پیش 4 ماه
I wish they had done a Good redemption arc tho
Robin Gifford
Robin Gifford پیش 5 ماه
She’s blowing on the tube too hard that’s why no noise
K J
K J پیش 5 ماه
I will note that the sequel trilogy completely ignored the yellow sith eyes and frankly this only shows their cowardice
Mason
Mason پیش 5 ماه
"Very out of character" pretty much sums up Disney Star Wars.
Rich France
Rich France پیش 5 ماه
Wait was Vader an old man, he was like 50 or something when he died right?
hearts
hearts پیش 4 ماه
he was born in 3236 and died in 3281, which would make him 45 years old at the time of his death. so no, vader was not an old man.
Merrick362
Merrick362 پیش 5 ماه
Do you have just like...a monstrous wardrobe?
Christopher Metcalf
Christopher Metcalf پیش 4 ماه
She puts out roughly one video every two or three months, so we know she changes her cloths at least that often.
GFantastic
GFantastic پیش 5 ماه
Remember when we though Ep 9 was going to make a bit of narrative sense. Sigh. Great days.
KimmimaruSai
KimmimaruSai پیش 5 ماه
Just here to say i love the cloak, the entire look is cooler than a lot of things i've seen on women in Star Wars lol
TatlTails39
TatlTails39 پیش 5 ماه
11:37 ...ironically this prediction was as accurate as such a comparison could get, she really called it
Fleato
Fleato پیش 5 ماه
unfortunately they took it too far with you know.... rey kylo love plot that literally no one saw coming just like with rose.....
Annie
Annie پیش 2 ماه
nobody saw coming? Rey and Kylo/Ben have been massively shipped since TFA. Plenty of people saw it coming. The Reylo ship tag has consistently been in the top 20 of Tumblrs biggest ship list since 2016. Reaching #2 in 2018 and #1 in 2020.
Big D
Big D پیش 5 ماه
It's a damn shame they never made any more Star Wars movies after Rogue One... a damn shame...
Hermit Card
Hermit Card پیش 5 ماه
Did aged very poorly and embarrassing for her 😂🤣
Austin Gonzales
Austin Gonzales پیش 5 ماه
> STAR WARS stories are generally simple > Starts off the prequels with a trade embargo and separatist movement. Then revolves around a coup.
Daedalus Station
Daedalus Station پیش 5 ماه
I watched the entire video in time 2 speed and I didn't even noticed beacuase it fitted the rant so well
Kailyn Kent
Kailyn Kent پیش 5 ماه
Pretty impressive how she predicted that Episode 9 was going to be a treasure hunt movie ala Aladdin 3.
brumagemm
brumagemm پیش 5 ماه
I mean, in Aladdin 3 the scrappy orphan's long lost family member comes back soooooo...
Cmace
Cmace پیش 6 ماه
Jesus, how do I keep not-seeing the porg for like 5 minutes every time?
Jacy McPherson
Jacy McPherson پیش 6 ماه
I'm not even that into star wars.....I just think shes cute and really funny
mikebell2112
mikebell2112 پیش 6 ماه
Those party things haven't made noise in decades. Maybe it was too loud and unsafe, but you can still put your own eye out when you blow on it.
Lieutenant Oin
Lieutenant Oin پیش 6 ماه
Count Dooku proves the first point wrong.
Rein
Rein پیش 6 ماه
"There's no going back for Kylo after killing Han" ... A n a k i n k i l l e d c h I l d r e n.
ThatCuteNerdGirl
ThatCuteNerdGirl پیش 6 ماه
Watching this video is so bittersweet. Like, I could watch Jenny do anything but in my head I’m just like, “And then TROS came out and it sucked.”
Mia Jade
Mia Jade پیش 6 ماه
If I made a Jenny nicolson bingo card, numbered list would be the free space
June Ferris
June Ferris پیش 7 ماه
Spent the whole video thinking the banner said "Redmpton Arc"
Reckless Ted
Reckless Ted پیش 7 ماه
"There are plenty of franchises with sexy villains, and Star Wars is historically not one of them" she says, while completely ignoring Aurra Sing.
bella w
bella w پیش 8 ماه
3:56 I’m gonna cry
superkeaton
superkeaton پیش 8 ماه
No one ever remembers Lor San Tekka...
Moon Knightress
Moon Knightress پیش 8 ماه
"There are plenty of franchises with sexy villains, and Star Wars is historically not one of them" Have you SEEN Darth Maul and General Grievous?!
vivchibilove
vivchibilove پیش 8 ماه
The true moral of the series is probably 'no one is ever really gone... in Star Wars' . People just become evil for a bit, die and turn out to not be dead or really die and return as a fancy ghosts to give advice.
Miazmatic2
Miazmatic2 پیش 8 ماه
not sexy star wars villians? Excuse me!? Darth Maul in first movie was and still IS my crush
Austin Whitaker
Austin Whitaker پیش 8 ماه
Yup.
Troy Reyes
Troy Reyes پیش 8 ماه
sigh
Lauren Piercy
Lauren Piercy پیش 8 ماه
:(
Karl Bastian
Karl Bastian پیش 8 ماه
I mean, Kylo Ren is the Star Wars equivalent of Willie Lowman from “Death of a Salesman”; he sees self-sacrifice and suicide as his path to redemption. Let’s all follow suite!
Hayley M
Hayley M پیش 8 ماه
"'Aladdin: The Return of Jafar...' my favorite Disney film!'" Why am I not surprised!? 🤣
Alexander Jakubsen
Alexander Jakubsen پیش 8 ماه
He totally killed all the villagers. If you give the order you're responsible.
Kamimari Denki
Kamimari Denki پیش 8 ماه
i would genuinely wear the shirt at 9:40 if you sold it
Yoyo Panda
Yoyo Panda پیش 8 ماه
congrats Jenny
Derek Giacomini
Derek Giacomini پیش 8 ماه
Also your beautiful voice reminds me of a never-ending story
Derek Giacomini
Derek Giacomini پیش 8 ماه
JENNY I DONT REALLY FOLLOW STAR WARS AND I NEVER CONSIDERED MYSELF A SIMP BUT THAT MINI CLEAVAGE IS GOT ME IN A TRANCE😶😶😍😘
Rudy Portillo
Rudy Portillo پیش 8 ماه
Dang, you REALLY called it
Asha
Asha پیش 8 ماه
It would have been interesting if Kylo had lived after redeeming himself. How awkward it would be, Rey showing up with Kylo saying "yeah, he's bad, but I can change him".
Carmella Cesario
Carmella Cesario پیش 9 ماه
this is literally one of jennys most funny videos why doesn't it have more views
Oscar Guerrero
Oscar Guerrero پیش 9 ماه
2:00 "You're just a memory." "Your memory." :)
hellpander
hellpander پیش 9 ماه
8:28 really important lesson here
KingSlimjeezy
KingSlimjeezy پیش 9 ماه
jenny do you have an onlyfans?
gamer83
gamer83 پیش 7 ماه
gotchu fam www.patreon.com/JennyNicholson
Poetry Bacon
Poetry Bacon پیش 9 ماه
Nice banner (and nice rant, too)
Scott Tominey
Scott Tominey پیش 9 ماه
I know you were joking, but I have never met anyone else who loves Return of Jafar so I still got excited.
Ryan Stoll
Ryan Stoll پیش 10 ماه
Turns out he got redeemed but he did not deserve a party for it.
J Berg
J Berg پیش 10 ماه
I love how well this has aged.
J Berg
J Berg پیش 10 ماه
I want a girlfriend who makes me laugh this easily
N A
N A پیش 7 ماه
Me too
Joshua Collins
Joshua Collins پیش 10 ماه
hand of midas = sith wayfinder giant turtle = deathstar dad = granddad checks out
Symphony Sonic
Symphony Sonic پیش 10 ماه
Another gem
John Berchmans
John Berchmans پیش 10 ماه
"If he dies evil and childless it will make everyone sad". Well, he died good and childless and everyone was still sad.
Bridget Estrada
Bridget Estrada پیش 7 ماه
David V you say that like “the force baby Ben Solo put in Rey” isn’t a theory.
David V
David V پیش 8 ماه
Don't say it out loud, someone in Lucasfilm will get Rey pregnant with Skywalker genes.
Sarah Glenn
Sarah Glenn پیش 10 ماه
Watching this video back after the final movie is out made me laugh out loud. You were not even that far off with the third Aladin movie omg
bobbler42
bobbler42 پیش 10 ماه
Kyloreal: because Sith are worth moisturising too.
C-Virus
C-Virus پیش 10 ماه
BLOW HARDER IT PROLLY MAKES NOISE BUT REQUIRES U DONT HAVE ASMTHA
Mercutio Lives
Mercutio Lives پیش 10 ماه
No, you have to hum.
Robert Karnick
Robert Karnick پیش 10 ماه
I need a men's large version of the pink depressing porg shirt, now
Alec Ferris
Alec Ferris پیش 10 ماه
They did not go Full Zuko. You do not not go Full Zuko. I think that a villainous end for Kylo could've been interesting, had they given him something to do as a character (unlike Trevorrow). If he's ruthlessly pursuing power and feuding with Hux, then that can be one of the key driving forces in the story. And perhaps he gets an awful epiphany at the end which sees him accept his death at Rey's hands, or he throws down his saber in surrender... it might be a bummer for some people, but he didn't have to remain static just because he wasn't redeemed.
David V
David V پیش 8 ماه
Binary!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Guy R
Guy R پیش 10 ماه
The ruins of the death Star were the giant turtle.
raspar6
raspar6 پیش 10 ماه
"Kyle Ren is young, he has his whole life ahead of him..."
Miss-jerk
Miss-jerk پیش 10 ماه
I get what she's saying in them trying to make him hot, cause they deffo are, but God he's just such a little grease weasel
Andrew P.
Andrew P. پیش 11 ماه
I definitely thought that one of the expectations and tropes TLJ was trying to move away from was Kylo turning to the light-side, but you make a host of excellent points.
Starmiinor
Starmiinor پیش 11 ماه
Time traveller here- this video aged very well. Happy May 4th everybody
Wayward Mind
Wayward Mind پیش سال
Jenny Nicolren
HeyitsTom
HeyitsTom پیش سال
11:26 HAHAHA holy shit, I had forgotten that Iago just screams at Jafar to shut up. That's actually a great character moment.
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