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Fettuccine Alfredo - You Suck at Cooking (episode 121) 

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Fettuccine Alfredo, as invented by Alfred Di Lelio in 1908, consists of pasta, butter, and parmesan. While it's said he made it for his wife who wasn't eating after giving birth, the truth is more likely that Mr. Alfredo had a cheese and butter addiction. While we may never know the ugly truth, we can continue to enjoy this delicious pasta dish one deadly bite at a time.
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Recipe
.5 parts pasta to
.25 parts butter to
.25 parts parmesan
Cook the pasta, strengthen your wrists, and then do all the things.
The original recipe called for parmesan aged 24 months, which is a young parmesan. I used one aged 36 months so it would taste slightly wiser. Don't even both trying to make the original noodles. It's WAY above your pay grade.

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2021 19 ژانویه

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Letizia Cannone
Letizia Cannone پیش ساعت
as an italian i was pleasantly surprised by the intro
sandie accarier
sandie accarier پیش 2 ساعت
i am in love.
CrIMson Red
CrIMson Red پیش 5 ساعت
“Butter fetish” Italy eggsplaaaaaainnnnn!!!
Virginia Riva
Virginia Riva پیش 6 ساعت
what was schifoso was the italian in the beginning
RebeccaH808
RebeccaH808 پیش 7 ساعت
As someone who was 22 and single my wrist would not be able to grate all that Parmesan. But at the same time I did cheer and dance for most of my life...
MyGuitarTwerks
MyGuitarTwerks پیش 9 ساعت
I learned 2 things after this video. Parmesan cheese is all fake unless its Parmigiano Reggiano and that all you need is butter and cheese to make the sauce. I have some Parmigiano Reggiano getting sent in the mail soon. It better be good.
SLASHMANISM
SLASHMANISM پیش 13 ساعت
Im convinced you started the feta tiktok thing
Anne Caru
Anne Caru پیش روز
Looks good, you overdosed it on cheese. lol
jianna w
jianna w پیش روز
i want you to know, i made alfredo, blindly using this video, for some friends and they told me it was “not bad, but definitely not alfredo” and “something their picky 6 year old cousin would eat”
R C
R C پیش 2 روز
dude you killed it , so funny !
Nonpro Minecrafters
Nonpro Minecrafters پیش 2 روز
Me knowing damn well I’m lactose intolerant: 😍😋 My stomach: 🤢💩
RemyCherryBomb Gaming
RemyCherryBomb Gaming پیش 2 روز
Mr. Alfredo gave birth?!
Emma Jenkin
Emma Jenkin پیش 2 روز
I don’t even know if he is doing a tutorial or making sarcastic jokes
Chebron
Chebron پیش 2 روز
"Pretend you're 22 and single" Had to pause the video after being personally attacked so savagely
mrboogy1
mrboogy1 پیش 2 روز
Pretend you're 22 and single🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
NoodleHq
NoodleHq پیش 3 روز
I have those exact tongs
Twin Tyara
Twin Tyara پیش 3 روز
So you are 35 years old?
Shahoriar_Rafi_Amil_008
Shahoriar_Rafi_Amil_008 پیش 3 روز
I am 22 & Single Sad
Memonke
Memonke پیش 6 روز
Am I the only one who hates Fettucini Alfredo?
C B
C B پیش 6 روز
dats what good pussy sounds like
gdlk
gdlk پیش 6 روز
I've added secret ingredient and my girl loved it
Fay Anne Aura Arts
Fay Anne Aura Arts پیش 7 روز
So basically it's fancy macaroni and cheese.
ClassyAF
ClassyAF پیش 7 روز
10/10 on the delicious sarcasm LOL
James Prayter
James Prayter پیش 7 روز
As a Italian I can say this looks good
JR
JR پیش 7 روز
This dish seems at once like the most delicious thing I'd ever eat but also the last thing I'd ever eat
Yonah2E
Yonah2E پیش 9 روز
is your name jordan schlansky?
BS Corvin
BS Corvin پیش 9 روز
3:16 shit if I was definitively going to live to 93 I’d definitely waste some of those days eating pasta or some shit
fantasia yoo
fantasia yoo پیش 9 روز
yuh
Ueu Ch.
Ueu Ch. پیش 10 روز
*Italian Mac and Cheese*
Kuka Simmon
Kuka Simmon پیش 10 روز
I don’t need to pretend I’m 22 and single Mr. Cooking
Tyler
Tyler پیش 11 روز
wow i subscribed
Harriet Gough
Harriet Gough پیش 11 روز
I dont watch his videos for the cooking, I watch them for the humor
SonyTheSunGod
SonyTheSunGod پیش 11 روز
0:11 any Italians can you confirm this? I wanna know if it's true or not
Cesar Rangel
Cesar Rangel پیش 11 روز
My guy i just came across ur videos! Ur deff original and funny off tops im subscribe 🏴‍☠️
DiamondJax08
DiamondJax08 پیش 12 روز
ok, so, i tried this today, with the grating and butter and everything, and I'm here to tell you it makes some pretty _banger_ pasta
Common Art
Common Art پیش 12 روز
THE WAP DOE
Wondie Kgosiemang
Wondie Kgosiemang پیش 13 روز
Okay your video is totally fun to watch.. I'm binging 😋
I Break Things
I Break Things پیش 13 روز
So he going to live about 93 years 28 x 1216 = 34048 34048 / 365 = 93.2821918
William Sampson
William Sampson پیش 14 روز
i have the same bed frame
Razorbliz
Razorbliz پیش 14 روز
Puncharini your dongoroni
Marcus Enos
Marcus Enos پیش 14 روز
I have a feeling I’m probably going to use most ysac’s recipes in college
Doge Coont
Doge Coont پیش 15 روز
I put smoked trout and cooking wine in mine. You should give it a try.
tarfathewise
tarfathewise پیش 15 روز
Can you teach us how to cook Meth next? All these other videos are stupid, no offense. That would be very entertaining.
Bartosz Ziółkowski
Bartosz Ziółkowski پیش 15 روز
Ah yes heart attack on plate
Melissa Packard Lavin
Melissa Packard Lavin پیش 16 روز
"From the top , make it drop , thats a Fettuccine"😀 Love it
dépaysement
dépaysement پیش 17 روز
I bought a house in 2012 and I still couldn't afford that much parm. Sub with dandruff.
Craig Grady
Craig Grady پیش 17 روز
As a person who knows someone who visited Italy, your Italian is on-point.
SwiftBlade4
SwiftBlade4 پیش 17 روز
That's just way too much Parmesan. I'd rather use that for pizza.
seavision
seavision پیش 17 روز
The fact that he says "Pretened you're 22 and single!" implies that he's living a happy life with his wife, Katie.
cblue
cblue پیش 17 روز
Hysterical!....great recipe!
Microwave cucumber
Microwave cucumber پیش 17 روز
Looks good!
ROYAL_ T
ROYAL_ T پیش 17 روز
I have so much respect for you sir but the way you say “Parmesan” is just fucking wrong I’m sorry
Nathan Mendoza
Nathan Mendoza پیش 17 روز
The commentary 😆😆😆
Joe york
Joe york پیش 18 روز
Heart burn heart burn burn burn
Adrian Kitson
Adrian Kitson پیش 18 روز
Five billion nanograms is only 5g. Not 500g. What are Americans so bad at metic?!
Fortune Mogoneg
Fortune Mogoneg پیش 18 روز
2:22 he is not wearing pants
Gravy B
Gravy B پیش 18 روز
My chest hurts wat thing this
simqbi
simqbi پیش 18 روز
Fettuccine Alfredo is simple 3 ingredient dish made out of clogged arteries , heart attack , and obesity, but srsly it sounds amazing
Khams No
Khams No پیش 18 روز
I gotta say, i encountered this channel years ago, and his excessive swearing was just not funny, which just seemed like a gimmick(if you could even call that really a gimmick), but over the years this has evolved into a very entertaining channel.
trash gaming dump
trash gaming dump پیش 18 روز
Butter fetish now a thing
Sue XoXo
Sue XoXo پیش 19 روز
Ridiculous.
TheSmallzfry
TheSmallzfry پیش 19 روز
This is legit the first time I've gotten alfredo to turn out well, every other time the parmesan just clumps together and doesn't emulsify nicely.
Lawrence Kassab
Lawrence Kassab پیش 19 روز
"Nice Dissolve"
JimmyBoogaloo
JimmyBoogaloo پیش 19 روز
lol @ the keto gag
Erik Koch
Erik Koch پیش 19 روز
“Fettuccine Alfredo is a simple 3 ingredient pasta that’s made using only 3 ingredients.”
Roo
Roo پیش 20 روز
just in case you're wondering, 5 billion nanograms is 5 grams yes, i googled it
Boken
Boken پیش 20 روز
i know u cant eat that shit the next day. that butter will just fall off when u heat it up again and then u will have pasta sitting in melted butter
GumGoblin
GumGoblin پیش 20 روز
butter fetish?
Bob Bob
Bob Bob پیش 20 روز
Eggs
Dexpo89
Dexpo89 پیش 20 روز
Italian here, we don't have thick wrists, we have machines that grate Parmigiano for us!
Tobi Pohan
Tobi Pohan پیش 20 روز
Oh my god this pasta is scarier than i thought, with the amount of fat holy shit
Себастьян Фишер
"pretend you're 22 and single"... well I am so this shouldn't be a problem
The Panda Bookkeeper
The Panda Bookkeeper پیش 21 روز
Even the thought of eating fettuccine alfredo makes me uncomfortable because of a very graphic nightmare I had when I was a child involving it. Great video though 🤙
Juli
Juli پیش 21 روز
"it's a simple three ingredient pasta that is made with only three ingredients" Thanks for the clarification, I was wondering if the three ingredient pasta is made with four ingredients...
Dezimio
Dezimio پیش 21 روز
Why does this just looks pasta and durian?
Dicey
Dicey پیش 21 روز
DEAR WHITE PEOPLE PLEASE SEASON YOUR FOOD
Bad Hommie er'ry Mumdolf
Bad Hommie er'ry Mumdolf پیش 21 روز
Talk to yass tonight
Derek Jeter
Derek Jeter پیش 21 روز
This guy is insane. Bruh this guy says a lot of crazy things
Nneon Knightt
Nneon Knightt پیش 21 روز
Lmmfao!!!
Prevenge IX
Prevenge IX پیش 21 روز
AWESOME....both alfredo and the vommintary.
who took a shit in the toilet
Peepee poopoo
Marc Harrison
Marc Harrison پیش 21 روز
If you dont have fettuccine you can glue spaghetti together. Laughed my ass off, subscribed and continued laughing throughout. Overall great experience
Aurora Bjørkavåg
Aurora Bjørkavåg پیش 21 روز
‘pretend you’re 22 and single’ KSJSKKSJS
mila
mila پیش 22 روز
jeez i know i suck at cooking. god damn. thanks for rubbing it in my face. one of the many things i just can't do, and will never be able to do. even youtube's algorithms know that i can't do something that should be so easy, and recommends me a channel saying i fucking suck at cooking. I GET IT. at this point gordon fucking ramsay should just come to my house and beat the shit out of me while screaming i can't fucking cook. i can't even *boil water* right.
Keith Welsh
Keith Welsh پیش 22 روز
I should call her
Anirban Chakraborty
Anirban Chakraborty پیش 22 روز
3 heart attack of butter... That should be an international system of measurement of butter.
Qi Zhang
Qi Zhang پیش 22 روز
I subscribed after 90 seconds
Erin T.
Erin T. پیش 22 روز
I love this so much, the puns and jokes the "from the top make it drop" XD I loveeeeeeee ty this brought me happiness
Hope Fletcher
Hope Fletcher پیش 22 روز
You are a funny guy. I just found your channel and will be back for the food and the narrative.
ŸümMy GGG
ŸümMy GGG پیش 22 روز
Ysac is theDoo
zey
zey پیش 22 روز
How did you make the noodles by yourself
Mr Davis
Mr Davis پیش 22 روز
Mr. Alfredo didn't show up to my room. I was very disappointed. Maybe I didn't use enough parmesan.
doddles_of thecrafts
doddles_of thecrafts پیش 23 روز
U too funny b
darknight121000
darknight121000 پیش 23 روز
That intro was so beautiful, I’m Italian and I approve.
wintrparkgrl
wintrparkgrl پیش 23 روز
he had 56 years 8 months to live when he posted this
Jen
Jen پیش 23 روز
Late watching this but always amusing to see the aftermath of comments when people try to be quick to get likes right when a vid is uploaded and copy the first most liked comment which is why I'm seeing a ton of dumb castoff "pretend you're 22" ones, and actually managed to get likes in the most unoriginal way, brava.
luke pettis
luke pettis پیش 23 روز
This is my favorite channel keep up the funny content
Uri Rennert
Uri Rennert پیش 23 روز
Damn I have one of those plates you put the butter on
Taila Blu
Taila Blu پیش 23 روز
From the top, make it drop That's some fettuccine Get a bucket and a mop Clean the fettuccine I'm talkin' mop mop mop Up that fettuccine Stop making a mess on my floor With that fettuccine
Marin Velenik
Marin Velenik پیش 23 روز
From the life calendar I've concluded that ysac expects to die at 90-93 And that he's currently in his 30's
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