Ep. 67 | 2 Bears, 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer 

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Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer start off this episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave by discussing the time Bert's spent in Rome. They also talk about how fast Bert is in the bedroom, shooting their Super Bowl commercials, Marilyn Manson's abuse accusations, Dustin Diamond's passing, and their most extreme heckler stories.


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2021 8 فوریه





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Tommy Gunn
Tommy Gunn پیش روز
I love when bert starts going off about white people saying the n word and then it cuts to tom looking right at the camera.
buildfear پیش روز
Hey Bert, it's not "crazy" that you were in something with an equally privileged person who grew up well-off and comfortable. It's a coincidence at best. It happens all the time to people who grew up in a relatively wealthy, comfortable, middle-class environment, and the fact you are so painfully unaware of that is something you should have a think about.
Mikon پیش روز
Lmao shut up, touch grass.
Steven Piontkowski
Steven Piontkowski پیش 2 روز
I love all your stories. Cash Levy has a great story about a man with a snake on his hat. Its on their podcast. Keep up all the lifestyle choices and being honest its rad and unique.
Remy پیش 4 روز
I wish i had yalls weed tolerance! I think i'm getting some blood in my thc stream. I consume flowers, oils and edibles enuff that they've pretty much stopped working. I can dip into a jar of distillate like winnie the pooh dips into jars of honey. And with this damn pandemic... makes taking a tolerance break extra difficult. so, careful Tom, you can be 2 gram Tom before 2 long...
yetipd100 پیش 6 روز
Hey Bert you should be more inclusive to conservatives. They still can be your fan
Noah Weisz
Noah Weisz پیش 7 روز
Does anyone know what the history podcast is called?
Blake Guzman
Blake Guzman پیش 8 روز
Thank you for that last segment. More fail stories please!
Fiberton پیش 8 روز
AOC was not at the Capitol. She was at a office building a 1/4 mile away as a crow fly's. Much farther by foot. No one was at her building. Crazy that people stormed the Capitol but she is being hyperbolic.
John Marino
John Marino پیش 9 روز
What the fuck I was born in bryn mar hospital too
MrPierreBoch پیش 10 روز
Heh this Bart guy is really funny
Ethan S.
Ethan S. پیش 11 روز
If you actually believe bert’s story at the end. You’re an idiot.
Orange Surfer
Orange Surfer پیش 11 روز
Bert is so fucking stupid funny ,omfg .
Andrew Justus
Andrew Justus پیش 11 روز
Tom I went and saw you a few years ago in Springfield Missouri and there was a “Karen” in the audience and she was disruptive throughout your whole set and I’m honestly sad you didn’t address it
Anthony Radosti
Anthony Radosti پیش 12 روز
Hey tommy dip shit you’re taking too many edibles too late. Take fast acting edibles that act within 20 minutes, this limits the tolerance rising.
Daniel پیش 12 روز
I'm sure "gangbangers" were at the show Bert....
John McClane
John McClane پیش 12 روز
1:03:05 the joey diaz 1000mg edible guide
Gonzo Got Games
Gonzo Got Games پیش 13 روز
Bert Reminds me of Risitas on IRitem. Please search it up! Respectfully.
Blake Harrison
Blake Harrison پیش 13 روز
Does Bert not know Life According to Jimmy
Blake Harrison
Blake Harrison پیش 13 روز
I grew up an Alabama fan but Bo Jackson is a freak of nature, truly unreal talent
JBreezy87 پیش 13 روز
Nobody was gonna kill AOC and fyi her story was full of shit.
Hayden Prunest
Hayden Prunest پیش 12 روز
that pissed me off so much.
Zachary Murray
Zachary Murray پیش 13 روز
Derran brown did it where he got a studio audience to vote to kill someone using mob mentality
Special Officer Doofy
Special Officer Doofy پیش 14 روز
2 of the least “funny” “comics” out there. Seriously this is a fuckin disgrace
Alex ❽
Alex ❽ پیش 14 روز
Bruce “I just discovered self-control” Kirchner
Steven Phillips
Steven Phillips پیش 14 روز
AOC wasn't even in the same building when that shit went down.
brokenathkete07 پیش 14 روز
Sapp ran a 4.3
brokenathkete07 پیش 14 روز
Lied. 4.69
allyson vastano
allyson vastano پیش 14 روز
The show exists it was called boiling point
Corey Goodin
Corey Goodin پیش 14 روز
Hershel Walker fought a pro MMA fight when he was like 50 and he had a 6 pack.
Charlie Nice
Charlie Nice پیش 14 روز
You gotta watch the real bros of Simi Valley
Shardhoney پیش 15 روز
"AOC could have gotten killed" ok but she wasnt even at the capitol she was in her office playing soldier lol ohh Bert
mark smith
mark smith پیش 15 روز
The worst thing about cancel culture? Seeing 2 grown men held by their balls forced to sing falsetto
Finstor پیش 15 روز
Buck O'neil was one of the greatest guys to listen to, talking baseball.
somecsguy پیش 15 روز
That lump under the armpit comment was almost definitely nick dipaolo. Saw him use it at the Cellar once
john asshat
john asshat پیش 17 روز
MTVs boiling points is very similar to the tv idea Bert described.
Malcolm Exxx
Malcolm Exxx پیش 17 روز
“I gotta be the guy that brings you to your lowest place.” what lmao.
Hejcior پیش 18 روز
42:00 wonder how many times Tim slipped and said "shit more" while reading that commercial.
Adam Groves
Adam Groves پیش 18 روز
Tom keeps bert around for comic relief
Matt McLellan
Matt McLellan پیش 18 روز
I really do wanna see Bruce and Tom do crack. I can’t even begin to imagine Bart even more talkative!
Nerdvana North
Nerdvana North پیش 18 روز
Bert is slippin
smokinone951 پیش 18 روز
AOC would not have been killed. lmfao, she wasnt even there, she had been evacuated already. shes already been called out on it,
19Burgandy پیش 19 روز
Bert is such typical judgmental liberal. "He huts so he must have bad political views..... Always attacking are fucking right to bear arms how we fuckingn became a independent country
19Burgandy پیش 19 روز
Bert can be a little pussy when it comes to saying certain things.... Only gives power to ppl that wana cancell anyone for anything so they get s power trip and maybe their name gets mentioned once.........
Bobo The Clown
Bobo The Clown پیش 19 روز
Boiling point was on MTV
Aaron Whitesel
Aaron Whitesel پیش 19 روز
Bert I would like to help you with your road rage. As someone who suffers from a similar affliction and has figured out how to cope with it I feel as though I may have some insight for you. A few tiny changes could impact your daily travels for the rest of your life.
Exnier پیش 19 روز
When Bert pauses and stares blankly before he talks you know it’s “uh-hundred” percent a made up story.
Brandon Calder
Brandon Calder پیش 19 روز
Alcohol really helps your body respond well to exercise haha
Lighthouse094 پیش 19 روز
C'mon fellas, way to ostracize more of your fan base. "Sneaky conservative" he hints so his politics must be out there. Bart you keep doing this, "I never talk about politics"and then you underhandedly cut down conservatives. Maybe take a look at politics from more than Facebook and the other people in California. Most of your fan base isn't in blatant liberal states. Smh
Chano پیش 20 روز
I used to look forward to this podcast
Timewaits4no1 پیش 20 روز
🐦y is so beautifully full of $hit. It's actually amazing. I mean who else justifies taking multiple shots of whisky @ 6am as "celebrating my power!"
Jason Machado
Jason Machado پیش 20 روز
Don’t believe Bert was in the right about that driving incident, don’t usually believe anything he says tbh lol
anthony petty
anthony petty پیش 20 روز
" I have to be the guy to take you to your lowest place"...every guys dream, lol
Jake Romanciwicz
Jake Romanciwicz پیش 20 روز
Playing with the turd 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Cj Savvage
Cj Savvage پیش 20 روز
These two are the heaviest lightweights ive ever seen ... i eat 1000mg of thc no problem. And as far as Xanax goes well half a mg seems very low.. lol
Taylor Goetz
Taylor Goetz پیش 19 روز
Shaun Morris
Shaun Morris پیش 20 روز
Heard Louisville, got excited. Story continued, less excited.
Hermes Sanchez
Hermes Sanchez پیش 20 روز
I ran 6 miles is blane kristna's speak for walked from the toilet to the coich. No way he's running even 2 miles a day
Ryan Jones
Ryan Jones پیش 20 روز
The difference with the rage situation was you had the wherewithal to stfu and not get yourself caught up in some bs. People who don’t must reap what they sow.
Ryan Jones
Ryan Jones پیش 20 روز
Ryan Jones
Ryan Jones پیش 20 روز
50mg would kill Brent, uh-oh
Ryan Jones
Ryan Jones پیش 20 روز
“The key is the smoke weed all the time” -Tommy Amen brother!
Still squeezin'
Still squeezin' پیش 20 روز
Turns out Bruce Kreischner does not only smell bad and makes love to dogs, he also can't let go of the racism.
Chris Dennis
Chris Dennis پیش 21 روز
It's like Burt only knows one word for when he likes something... obsessed. lol we'll have to come up with a new disorder for him...OOD. Obsessive Obsessed Disorder lol
Paul LeBon
Paul LeBon پیش 19 روز
Joe Jim
Joe Jim پیش 21 روز
The Postman
The Postman پیش 21 روز
Aoc wasn't in the building. She fabricated her story. Tim Pool breaks it down really well
Steven Asplund
Steven Asplund پیش 21 روز
Bob interrupted ted’s story as soon as it was getting good 😢
Jamie Lertoria
Jamie Lertoria پیش 21 روز
Bert "I had a boyfriend" Kreischer.
R S.A پیش 21 روز
I might be super late.. But wtf happened to the opening theme song with the bear? It was really good. Did the guy that mixed it pull some copyright shit and the bears had to nix it from their episodes?
DM R پیش 21 روز
The storming the capitol was a complete joke with staged photo ops. There were four deaths, none of them related to the protesters' "violence". An obvious psyop. Can't even believe the legitimacy of those supposed deaths. Dum dum Tom
Paul Salibe Jr.
Paul Salibe Jr. پیش 21 روز
AOC was not gonna get killed nor was she close to being killed. Jesus Christ
Jack Jack
Jack Jack پیش 21 روز
Hey Tom, can you replace Bert with Josh Potter. Bert is annoying as hell. Seems like he shovels down adderall and bitches about rolling on molly too much.
Craig Brinkman
Craig Brinkman پیش 21 روز
You don't want crack you want freebase
Spencer Rugg
Spencer Rugg پیش 21 روز
I wish it wasnt so obvious that they only listen to CNN
Paul LeBon
Paul LeBon پیش 19 روز
I'm glad that it's obvious that they have a healthy contempt for Fox "News."
Jessy John Tavares
Jessy John Tavares پیش 21 روز
Okay like I ain't trying to flex. But I'm a Canadian bong smoker 😂😂 and like 100 milligrams is basically what I'll do every night. 100 mg Jessy every night no devil seen. Joey Diaz is the only comic I would be scared to do edibles with. It's just weird to hear people who aren't Canadian talk about their dosage, and I'm like whoa. We use cannabis alot up here if 100 ain't shit for me g
Dillon Mann
Dillon Mann پیش 22 روز
Almost like "at da time Tommy" they did not get the same as the other guys
pyro buscus
pyro buscus پیش 22 روز
hey, no. the people who caused violence in the capital were paid to do so. manufactured opposition. there were antifa members masquerading as Trumpers. in addition, trump said peacefully make your voices heard. he was aquited for incitement. because he didn't incite.
Dillon Mann
Dillon Mann پیش 22 روز
What's up with screech dieing?
Dillon Mann
Dillon Mann پیش 22 روز
So in episode 6 of the new Walker Texas Ranger TV show there's a character in the show that actually uses the term "nightmeer"
deziree lynn
deziree lynn پیش 22 روز
smh bert... and right before persian new year😤
Julie Burgoni
Julie Burgoni پیش 22 روز
Livestream was a blast!
Anthony Jackson
Anthony Jackson پیش 22 روز
How do you go from talking about Nikki Glazer to five minutes later saying you didn’t no any girl that loves anal. When every podcast she’s on, 3 podcasts eps between the two of you, she talks about her love of anal. And how she prefers it.
Teeguner -
Teeguner - پیش 22 روز
shity people stories should be a segment on this show I really enjoyed it.
Jamie Sucie
Jamie Sucie پیش 22 روز
LOL! Working out has nothing to do with a person not getting COVID. Another great Bertism
William Luca
William Luca پیش 22 روز
1:15:55 2 Bears 1 Cave historical moment! Tim told an interesting story without being cut off by Brent!
gorillawarfair پیش 22 روز
Dustin diamond got kinda screwed by saved by the bell. He carried that show but was only remembered as the jokey side character.
Simon Malmgren
Simon Malmgren پیش 22 روز
was the guy with the bachelorett party Andrew Santino ? i could see him saying that
Brandon Davis
Brandon Davis پیش 22 روز
If Bret smokes crack Tim wont get a word in
Brien Davis
Brien Davis پیش 22 روز
These two sound so stupid talking about aoc she wasnt even in the building. Her story was proven false. The fuckin r words are so dumb sometimes
Todd Strong
Todd Strong پیش 22 روز
Tom is quite good at plugging the product. That was my highlight of the podcast
rick hietala
rick hietala پیش 22 روز
He stole the nightmere bit from William Montgomery
Itachi Tsukuyomi DCUO
Itachi Tsukuyomi DCUO پیش 23 روز
Love how the SECOND Bret starts digging a hole for himself Tom hands him two more shovels and a miners helmet with a little light on it
Vinx-Splats پیش 16 روز
lmaooo frr
Dom Velasquez
Dom Velasquez پیش 21 روز
I didn’t know why I loved these 2 so much... until I read this
James Masuda
James Masuda پیش 21 روز
This describes their friendship dynamic to a T
Josh Harris
Josh Harris پیش 23 روز
GUYS I just heard another poor schmuck out here saying nightmeere AND it is in Episode 6 of Wanda Vision at 7 minutes 39 seconds SOMEONE PLEASE VERIFY this is driving me crazy now damn you Brent Bwahahaha
Terrible Gamers
Terrible Gamers پیش 23 روز
Fuck saved by the bell, screech was the only good thing about that show
Sean Li
Sean Li پیش 23 روز
The lowly refrigerator acromegaly order because prison plausibly pat mid a quizzical asparagus. woebegone, moaning spear
Matt D
Matt D پیش 23 روز
Watch "the people's mayor" it's the funniest shit I've ever seen tom do
Stefan Schulz
Stefan Schulz پیش 23 روز
Watching Bruce tip toe around potentially getting himself canceled in this podcast was like watching a drunk walrus ride a unicycle.
Dave c
Dave c پیش 23 روز
Michael Jordan....
J Keid
J Keid پیش 23 روز
Ogbose49 پیش 23 روز
Deion was track fast also. Don't forget about Hershal Walker.
hatchbackhound پیش 23 روز
We all know Bert and Tom can drink but. I have yet to hear about them drinking things out of their wheelhouse. Fancy wiskey, Fernet, Chartreuse, Absinthe...
Brian Maisch
Brian Maisch پیش 23 روز
Bert is a bad person. He thinks it is funny to see if he can drive home before his Xanax impairs him. I am glad he didn't kill anyone that day.
Crow47 پیش 23 روز
"Is tHeRe cOrOnA iN it??" -Bruce Kersher
Michael Goodrich
Michael Goodrich پیش 23 روز
Put a 50 rock in a blunt. That is better then just crack.
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